"My pimp hand is strong." - Howard Stern

I don't know if moonlighting as a pimp would go over well in my Catholic family. Sorry Mom, I just had to try it... ho ho ho... ho.

Me with some "ladies of the night" (they prefer that to "ho") after singing and dancing to 80s music at The Cat Club in SF. Kathy (wearing my jacket), Lori, me (wearing Kathy's jacket), Jan, & Laleh.


Just kidding, Mom.